Funny funny!

Read this on the following site : http://www.greghoward.net/index.php/weblog/twisted_sithter/
Lolz, very funny, a must read!!!


Twisted sithter.
My friend who works at Lucasfilm slipped me an advance copy of the Revenge of the Sith DVD. It contains a series of deleted scenes. I thought I’d transcribe them here for my fellow film geeks.

SCENE: Anakin and Padme at home.
ANAKIN: You look so beautiful.
PADME: That’s because I’m in love with you.
ANAKIN: No, it’s because I’m in love with you.
PADME: No, it’s because I’m in love with you.
ANAKIN: No, no, I’m in love with you.
PADME: No no no--
ANAKIN: Okay look, shut up.
PADME: No no no, you shut--
ANAKIN: I’m serious. Stop or I’ll brain you with a lightsaber.
PADME (bursting into tears): You’re breaking my heart! You’re going on a path that I can’t follow!
ANAKIN: Hold that thought. You’re going to need it a few scenes from now.
----
SCENE: The Emperor is about to kill Mace Windu. Anakin watches impassively.
MACE: Help me, Anakin! You can’t let him kill me!
ANAKIN: Why the hell not?
MACE: Because I’m almost the last black person in this entire galaxy! After I’m gone, the only one left will be my nephew, Lando Calrissian!
ANAKIN: Oh really? I’ll have to settle up with him later.
MACE: Whoops. Guess I should have kept my mouth shut.
ANAKIN: You really should have. We’re the dark side of the Force, but not the dark side of the force--you get me, Jules?

--- SCENE: Bail Organa barks out orders.
ORGANA: Wipe the memories of the droids, so they forget the secret of Luke and Leia.
(pause)
And wipe the memory of Kenobi, so he’ll forget that Leia is the “other” in Episode V.
(pause)
And wipe the memory of Anakin, so he’’ll forget he has a daughter and won’t sense Leia’s identity when she’s standing right in front of him in Episode IV.
(pause)
And wipe the memory of Leia, so she’ll have some bizarre memory of her mother in Episode VI that she couldn’t have.
(pause)
And--
YODA (interrupting): Shut up, you will.
---
SCENE: Darth Vader takes his first unsteady steps in full armor.
VADER: What of Padme?
EMPEROR: Eh, she’s dead and so is the baby.
VADER: NOOOOOOOOO!
EMPEROR: Also, you can only eat through a straw in that get up.
VADER: NOOOOOOOO!
EMPEROR: Also, the air conditioning unit is broken, and the parts are on backorder.
VADER: NOOOOOOO!
EMPEROR: Look, do you think you can stop doing that? The whole emotional outburst thing doesn’t really fit the grim and malevolent image that you need to project.
VADER: Yeah, it doesn’t really feel right. I think I’ll never do it again.
EMPEROR: Excellent.
VADER: “This...is CNN.”
EMPEROR: Don’t do that either.
Posted by Greg at 05:02 PM on 06/02/05
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