- Travel light. U wana shop, don’t u?
- Take the camera along. U mite just run into Brad Pitt or Nicole Kidman. (don’t waste the pictures on scenery; Brad with you in a pic will impress people more)
- Go with people you can have a laugh with.
- When in a hotel, take a room on the highest floor with a balcony or a big window. This is in case the above mentioned people get on ur nerves, u can simply give them a push out of the window than.
- Keep extra money for chocolates. In case u meet a lush lad only to find out he’s committed, gay or an arse hole. U have to have comfort food around for such emergency calls.
- Make sure u bring everybody u know at home horribly dull pressies. They wont ask u for souvenirs again…. Ever.
- If u plan on going back home soon, be an adult and handle ur passport urself.
- If u have a weak Digestive system and plan on NOT spending all ur time in a loo, do not, I repeat, do not try eating anything with a name u cant pronounce.
- Don’t shower too much. Will help u save money instead of spending it on soap, shampoos and utilities. Plus the extra-nice way u smell will ensure extra seating space on buses and trains, cuz well, nobody will want to sit next to u.
- Pretend ure deaf and go AHHH….KIYA???????? (Really loudly), each time one of ur traveling party tries talking to u. Will ensure privacy and nobody will try talking to u for the rest of the trip. No pestering…Ah, heaven!
- Each time u and ur party travel by public transport or take cabs, perform the “im short on change, pay for my ticket, I’ll pay u in full when we go back home” line. Will save u lots of money, which u can happily spend on shopping. Of course when u go back home, refuse to recognize the person who paid for u.
- Anytime, during the trip somebody calls his family, u talk to them as well, and leave messages for ur family with them. Do not call ur family up urself. Remember, ure trying to save money so u can shop!
Well, enough for this time. Have fun.
Bon Voyage!
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